thou shalt not conform when thou could blaze thy own path..

Things I've Read That Makes Me Feel Happy For A Second Or Two..

Bandits will attack Queen Elizabeth. To save her life she will have to call on the knights sworn to defend her—Elton John, Mick Jagger, and Paul McCartney.

People will automatically smile for pictures when photographers develop a flash that emits not only a sudden burst of light, but also the sound of Barbra Streisand being mauled by a bear.

Peter's voice on tape: Please leave the lights off, Lois. I dont want to be seen.
Lois: I imagined you wouldn't after the way you acted a while ago.
Peter's voice on tape: I thought you might say something like that.
Lois: Anyway, I've convinced Meg to go to the dance.
Peter's voice on tape: Please don't yell, Lois. I've learned my lesson!
Lois: But I wasn't—
Peter's voice on tape: Oh, you would happen to bring that up, Lois. Can't you leave the past where it belongs?
Lois: Peter what's gotten into you—
Peter's voice on tape: Because I've already said it was a scavenger hunt.
Lois: [pulls over bed sheets and sees pillows and tape player] What the...?
Peter's voice on tape: Lois, if you still haven't discovered I'm gone, please flip the tape over to side B.
-Family Guy, "Let's Go To the Hop"

Spock: This is the new brig, Captain. It is escape-proof.
Kirk: How do you know?
Spock: The designers tested it using the most intelligent and resourceful person they could find. He failed to escape.
Kirk: This person didn't by any chance have pointed ears and an unerring capacity for getting his shipmates into trouble, did he?
Spock: He did have pointed ears.
-Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Ancient scrolls will reveal that Noah originally planned on bringing three of each species on his ark, not to save them from the flood but just to see if any of the animals were into that kind of thing.

Mr. T has a son that he names after himself. To avoid confusion the boy is known as Mr. Lowercase T.

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