thou shalt not conform when thou could blaze thy own path..

Reusable Advice

When face with a tyrannical opponent, use the quote below:
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent."

A good advice for the demotivated teen:
"Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?"

A great comeback when death threat looms:
"You want to take me out? You cant even take me out with flowers and a box of chocolate!"

A good advice bout life:
"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem."

An dandy advice to the subordinate who's made lead:
"When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate."

An advice one hope will never have to give out:
"We are the people our parents warned us about."

An advice for those hoping to sound wise:
"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech."

And other quotes that diverse from it's usual route:
"To err is human. To forgive is unusual."

"Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the impossible."

"Time flies when you don't know what you're doing."

"Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself."

"Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal."

Labels: Advice, Quotes

posted by M.E.  # 10:23 AM

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